So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
No subtext here. People are naked.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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