She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
