is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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