their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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