i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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