what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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