That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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