when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
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Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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