dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
try to milk me bitch
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