I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
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Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
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Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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