U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
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