Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
So I just went to clothing optional bar
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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