It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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