: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Randomize
