YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
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