you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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