Quick, to the slutcave!
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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