Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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