is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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