Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
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I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
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I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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