he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
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They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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