Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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