I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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