Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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