If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
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I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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