He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
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And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
bring money and cleavage
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you