Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
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We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious