I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
she looked like the before picture.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
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So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.