I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
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Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
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