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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  How did you manage that?

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  Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis

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  lol... jersey girls rock

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  at least we're not in new jersey

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• (415): View more from California

  thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.

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• (516): View more from New York

  He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono

  (973): View more from New Jersey

  How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?

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• (845): View more from New York

  my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not

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• (518): View more from New York

  He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once

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