I feel great
I just peed on a car
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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