my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
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my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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