i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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