As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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