Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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