There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Randomize
