dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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