Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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