dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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