Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
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she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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