weddingsv make me drug and hornr
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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