So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
