why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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