Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
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Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
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The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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