I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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