Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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