dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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