Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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