i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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