It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
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I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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