I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
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We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
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You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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