My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Watching her eat just hurts me
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
