I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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