Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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