I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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