It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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