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His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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