): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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