My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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