I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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