Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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